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Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am, #225723
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm, #205991
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm, #205989
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm, #205955
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm, #205948
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am, #205941
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am, #205911
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am, #205905
Awwwwww, very nice


TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am, #238327
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.38/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am, #203919
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am, #203916
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm, #203879
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

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Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm, #219363
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am, #219358
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm, #219338
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm, #219335
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm, #219334
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm, #219332
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm, #219328

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm, #219327
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm, #233899
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #233885
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233883
Brillant.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm, #244049
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm, #244048
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




Books -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.38/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am, #226051
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm, #244006
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm, #206679
Wow I never noticed that before


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm, #166574
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am, #139730
It's true. Turkeys have awesome bre***s. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all bre***s, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am, #139728
Nice! 5 lions


I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!


TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.61/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm, #240865
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm, #240854
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm, #240852
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216424

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm, #216358
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm, #216350
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm, #224464
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm, #224383

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


TAGS: inc*** saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.63/5

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm, #232991
This is high-larious :D


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am, #216294
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm, #232529
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm, #173986
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm, #173980
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm, #173979
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm, #173976
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm, #173757
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm, #173749
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am, #173724
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm, #173679
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #173678
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #173677
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm, #173675
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm, #173674
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm, #173673
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm, #173672
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm, #173671
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm, #173670
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm, #173668
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm, #173667
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm, #173666
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm, #173665
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm, #173664
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm, #173663
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #173662
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #173661
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm, #173660
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm, #173659
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm, #173658
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm, #173657
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm, #173656
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm, #173655
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm, #173654
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm, #173653
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm, #173652
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm, #173650
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #173647
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm, #173646
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm, #173645
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm, #173644
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm, #173642
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm, #173641
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm, #173640
OK, so it's a day early.


REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am, #209013
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm, #203084
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am, #203045
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am, #203044
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #202549
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm, #202459
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202455
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

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Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am, #228281
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm, #227819
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm, #227773

i lol'd


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm, #242408
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm, #240862
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm, #204557
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am, #203944
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am, #203940

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am, #203937
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm, #232543
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm, #232531
…and it’s a dry heat


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.32/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm, #234907
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am, #234612
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm, #234597
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


SERENITY -


TAGS: my do over thank you very much
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129652
5 Poodles
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 1:53 pm, #129640
Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm, #129634

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm, #129633
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm, #129629
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L


ADDICTION -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm, #197926
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm, #197925
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm, #197923
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am, #186753
5L
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am, #186747
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm, #166464
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm, #166359
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am, #166310
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am, #166300
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am, #166295
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm, #166199
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm, #166148
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.36/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104905
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having ****.


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm, #238174
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm, #238142
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.48/5

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Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm, #161402
AMSOME!


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




FACEBOOK STATUS -


TAGS: lennon s comment we are bigger than christ
Rating: 4.72/5

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Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:23 am, #221820
Jesus has poked you, do you want to poke back? Mary says no, I ain't falling for that again...
coldinjected - July 23, 2011, 11:55 am, #221785
I needed this today, thank you.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:35 am, #221784
Jesus Christ that's a lot of hair products. Amazing. 5L


JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.8/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #219586
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm, #219378
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am, #219356
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am, #219352
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm, #219333
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm, #219331
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm, #219330
5 salute5


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




THE MILITARY SPOUSE -


TAGS: thanks for sacrificing too
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:08 pm, #217801

I have never been in the service....does this mean I don't have the right to appreciate the sacrifices military spouses make?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 9:13 pm, #217799
I don't run a website and I get plenty of fresh air. Thanks for caring about my well being though.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:14 pm, #217792
(ooops, premature submission) ... explain why he struck out again, and again?
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:12 pm, #217791
You ever notice that Moooooooooooooooooooo tends to be right in a way that also serves to s
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:04 pm, #217788
I was in the service, and I agree with Moo+
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:35 pm, #217786
if you havent been in the service you really dont have a right to comment!!
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:34 pm, #217785
like you can talk MR. IRunAWebsite and havent seen sunlight in 4 years.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:37 pm, #217564
Most?.....I doubt that, Why insult these poor women, If yours cheated, maybe it's because you suck as a husband.
InkAddict90 - April 28, 2011, 7:59 pm, #217563
even though most military spouses are liars and cheaters who cant stay faithful thru a 7 month deployment... not that i would know. usmc
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:00 pm, #217510
But now there is some funny in it for me.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:50 pm, #217509

oh well, still doesn't hange the sentiment.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm, #217508

is it working?
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm, #217507
Didn't think so. Monarch's are a tricky species.
ICEMAN - April 27, 2011, 8:46 pm, #217506
Hey rerun, are you trying to set off all the epileptics out there with that avatar?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:43 pm, #217505

nope, I didn't.
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:37 pm, #217504
You realize that THAT is a pic of two Monarchs humping, don't you?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 7:28 pm, #217501

thanks for the inspiration.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:27 pm, #217497
as a Military spouse, I thank YOU. 5L


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm, #247924
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm, #199790
Very good Pzykosiz.


GREAT MEN -


TAGS: great men thankful for our usa military
Rating: 3.57/5

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peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:30 pm, #146265
Late I know, but I just came across this...must say that as a Canuck I love having the US milary to back us up! Love you guys, and thanks!Focus on the Timmies!
Macgofeckyerself - September 6, 2009, 9:28 am, #115510
Why is everybody whining about the Yanks? Judging by the weapon (Steyr with usl) and the Camo I am taking a wild guess this is a Soldier from the Irish Defense Forces (most likely Ranger Wing) It most defo is not a Yankee Soldier.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:31 am, #112721
Hubba, the anti American stick up your a** can be removed by leebling. He to has a problem with us. I'm Just saying.....someone needs to take it out....I'd only shove it in further, so I can't help you.
HubbaBubba - August 28, 2009, 5:37 am, #112693
Indeed, always out there protecting the U.S. from invading forces such as......oh, wait, nobody's actually in your country waging war?? You're in someone else's country?? But.....Which families are they protecting then?
Haarakkon - May 14, 2009, 12:01 pm, #79997
Absolutely, Brian. They'll come from all religions and backgrounds, and you'll never know who they are until the **** really does hit the fan.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 11:06 am, #79991
You'll never really hear the names of the real heroes much in this culture. A f***ing sports star is not a hero. A f***ing actor is not a hero. Heroes are guys who put it all on the line for others. Guys that think service is a joke will never get it
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:23 pm, #70119
I know I'm pissing into the wind when I do this but sometimes I just can't help myself. The troll bait is always so crunchy.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:40 pm, #69676
I'm positive that this piece of trash couldn't muster the testicular fortitude to actually say those words to me. He'd be too busy pissing his pants in the presence of a real man.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm, #69673
all the non-verbal communication that is part of a discussion. Another distinct advantage is that if some ****-smoker like weker says he hopes you get sh**, you are right there to slap the taste out of his mouth. Of course, in a face-to-face discussion
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:37 pm, #69672
Mark, it's no use arguing with a moron. This little b***-pirate is the perfect example of the biggest problem with this form of communication. I much prefer to have face-to-face discussions with people. With comment chains you lose tone, inflection, and
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm, #69540
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm, #69539
P.S you are a retard
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:20 pm, #69537
im sorry "threw a party over in France in world war one" again if your trying to reference something look it up don't ask your rent boy because do you really think he would be a rent boy if he was smart
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:50 pm, #69356
And I almost forgot....Retard? Eat **** and die you English fagot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:49 pm, #69355
Duh...yeah that's right. WWI you threw a party over in France and we had to bail your collective a**es out of there. Churchill deliberately let the Lusitania get sunk and Hitler would have sissy slapped you if we didn't rescue your a** with Lend-Lease.
weker - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm, #69323
im sorry our wars do some history retard
Mark - March 31, 2009, 3:46 pm, #69311
Kylo14 - If we didn't "toss" the Brits out of here in 1781 then why aren't we still colonies? If you don't want us getting the glory, then please stop inviting us to your World Wars. You'd be drinking your beer the proper way, cold, if it wasn't for us.
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:16 pm, #69303
Looking at previous posts, i must say that america didint 'toss us off' in 1781, as history usually suggests that the british fight the war, then the americans come in and take the glory. Like Iraq, if it aint fixed, just bomb it
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:12 pm, #69299
Bonjour ja'mpelle Kyle, america are pretty good but they get pwned by us french, we have moustaches and some pretty tasty weaponry
Mark - March 31, 2009, 2:06 pm, #69282
Hoping a member of our Armed Forces gets sh** goes beyond expressing your opinion. You are beneath contempt and are undeserving of the protection afforded you by WTFO and those like him. I concur with the comment of Anon E. Muss, please eat **** and die.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:35 am, #69258
im just expressing my opinion and fact about the subject not my fault you take it out of proportion
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #69216
Thank you for proving what a complete piece of **** you are weker. I wonder if that is enough grounds to have you removed from Motifake, you ***kless little f***.
Arrogant Knight - March 30, 2009, 11:13 am, #69063
Piss off, weker.
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am, #69062
lol
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am, #69061
i hope you get sh**
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:12 pm, #68905
decent and hard-working people all around the globe, we also have to protect low-life pieces of **** like this a** munch. Oh well, you gotta take the bad with the good. Enjoy your rights a** hole, I'll be here protecting it tomorrow.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:10 pm, #68904
As a non-inbred, retarded military man, weker can go f*** himself. His freedom of speech was provided by the actions of brave men and women all over the world who took up arms to defend what is right. It's a shame that in the process of defending honest,
Anon E. Muss - March 29, 2009, 6:28 pm, #68882
right, cuz what you do is probably soo much better eat **** and die
weker - March 26, 2009, 1:21 pm, #68203
its nothing against Americans (even though you are mostly composed of retards) the military of the world are all inbred retards
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 10:16 am, #68152
Evil D...I think he means "Merc" as in "Mercenary"
Evil Dog - March 26, 2009, 10:00 am, #68150
A "Merc"? 25 or 30 horsepower? Hector, is English your first language?
Hector - March 26, 2009, 9:21 am, #68142
Sounds like "me" gets excited about something shoved up an a**. Probably his own. Probably by a Merc.
me - March 26, 2009, 1:06 am, #68081
weker should get an m3 shoved up his a**
Burrito Boy - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm, #67691
d*** straight!!!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 3:58 pm, #67591
"Wankers?" Really? We "tossed" your sorry British "wankers" out of here in 1781. The word "wanker" has been banned in this country ever since then. And don't give me any crap about the WORLD Wide Web. It's American. Al Gore invented it. He said so.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:47 pm, #67584
Obviously you got your "weaker" a** kicked by a soldier...probably because you are what you are trying to imply they are.
weker - March 24, 2009, 3:06 pm, #67574
soldiers what wankers
HEF - March 24, 2009, 2:41 pm, #67570
Great poster ronsart, and thanks to all our great men and women who do their duty for me and my family. I tuck my kids in everynight knowing they are the most important dreams of my life. Thank you.


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm, #142527
ummmm...TurBacon


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


BARNEY FIFE RULE -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm, #261715
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm, #236936
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am, #166131
5 nip it in the bud's


MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?


TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm, #239448
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm, #236409
I like it. 4L.


EUTHANASIA - Do you REALLY need more proof that it should be legalized??


TAGS: euthanasia ugly granny
Rating: 3.67/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 5:00 pm, #229878
Please tell me this was never allowed to breed! Ice - excellent! 5L for your pun!
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229818
Please do not show this to your own ugly granny, if you have one.
ICEMAN - February 18, 2012, 8:30 pm, #229799
What's that pic have to do with kids in China? :/


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm, #137007
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am, #136922
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm, #188277
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm, #188266

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




COURAGE -


TAGS: respect thanks military salute
Rating: 4.84/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm, #217478
it dont get better than thi5
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 6:50 pm, #217407
Sir this is one of the reasons i love this site.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 3:11 pm, #217393
nice rerun
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:54 am, #217373
That picture is awesome my friend.


devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.64/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am, #257368
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm, #257333
That Was Great .


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm, #95436
*psycho***ual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm, #95435
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, a**uming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.74/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm, #212916
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am, #249220
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am, #183326
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am, #183325
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am, #183324
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am, #183323
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am, #183322
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am, #183321
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am, #183320
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am, #183319
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am, #183318
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am, #183317
You completely......Go f*** yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am, #183316
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am, #176255
It appears to be an "arms" chair


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #140138
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #140135
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #140132
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #140129
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140128
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140127
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am, #140126
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am, #140124
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am, #140118
Foiled again! 5.


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling




FIRST THANKSGIVING - Great. You fed them. Now they're never going to leave.




VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veteransday thankyou military war
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 1:06 pm, #240521
And it would appear not enough world leaders have had to take that look...thank you to all the vets for all you have given for what we now have.


MIXED FEELINGS -




OOO RAH -


TAGS: marines thanks rerun
Rating: 4.33/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:28 pm, #234818
Thank5 for dredging up memories of Boot Camp.
rerun - May 18, 2012, 6:15 pm, #234812

Somehow I think you have heard that before. Excellent, great laugh of the day.


MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse


TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm, #226158

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.


RIP -


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm, #212849
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm, #212848
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm, #212847
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am, #212569
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your g** not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm, #212480
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm, #212464
THis is f***ing g**. suck a ***k homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm, #211943
Respect.


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm, #229560
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm, #229559
light5 out.


THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.


TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am, #227617

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am, #227611
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am, #153678
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am, #153662
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm, #153579
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm, #153566
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm, #153527
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm, #153525
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm, #144205
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm, #144180
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am, #144131
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


SWEETHEART -


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm, #169414
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm, #169385
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm, #169383
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm, #169382
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am, #169381
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am, #139727
thats a creepy lookin guy


hero of the unknown soldier -


TAGS: nathan cirillo ottawa rex murphy
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - November 18, 2014, 7:13 am, #258057
Still Hurts,Always Will .
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:00 pm, #257484
Rereading, 'cause sometimes it takes me awhile to grasp things... that's deep. Thanks. Salute, MizzDizz.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:30 am, #257356
My guitar is crying. My soul is sighing. The badges on the wall wear black. A fallen musician, has me wishin, we could sing a dream of peace into fact
Greybeard - October 23, 2014, 11:44 am, #257329
Awesome tribute. :)


THANKS FOR THE BIKE -




TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am, #155318
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am, #155257
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am, #155250
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am, #155242
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


LIFE - Need a reason to be thankful??? Just check your pulse!!


TAGS: life death thankful
Rating: 4.54/5

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Nikbeezy - June 3, 2011, 4:00 pm, #219546
I'm new at this not sure how this really works. Whats the difference between this one and that one??
rerun - June 3, 2011, 6:45 am, #219536

this would be good on motitwist


ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm, #215433
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm, #155398
That's h**. 5.


WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm, #129716
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm, #129660
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm, #129655
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm, #129654
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129593
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129592
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.




THANK YOU LORD - For the earth you made For the Son you gave How he died for me


TAGS: god jesus cross thanks epicscribbles
Rating: 2.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 7, 2011, 6:16 pm, #219665
It was 30 lines, how do I get it more than 3?
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:32 pm, #219628

post this to motitwist as well
Cloudchaser - June 6, 2011, 12:43 am, #219618
"Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these." Jesus Christ, Luke 12:27


THE SPIDER-MAN BALLOON - 'Nuff said right there.




MOOD -




GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...


TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am, #222583
d***, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am, #222554
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #222540
A love for real, not fade away...


THANK YOU - Happy Independence Day To Those Who Have Served Or Are Now Serving


TAGS: thanks serve military
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 4:39 pm, #217550
Love thi5
rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:03 pm, #183280

Then you have never been in any of our more Southern diners. Those waitresses know how to sling some good hash (the food type)
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm, #183277
+k
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm, #183276
didn't know that waitresses and waiters are highly esteemed in America... just kiding! ;)


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.


TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am, #175530
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm, #175488
Ditto
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm, #175477
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm, #175465
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm, #175463
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm, #175461
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am, #129064
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm, #127345
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm, #113942
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm, #107726
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm, #107673
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am, #107610
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am, #107598
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am, #107588
LOL! Been there.


PICNIC -


TAGS: bigger than the average pint
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 31, 2011, 7:07 am, #223734
Try here http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=32+oz+cups&_sacat=0&_odkw=32+Oz+cups&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313 32oz the largest unless you want to go for a Bubba Keg which have a 72 oz cup.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2011, 10:14 pm, #219311
Probably have to be made special: http://www.instructables.com/community/Giant-Plastic-Cup/ or the largest i found were 32 oz: http://www.extra-mile.com/promotion/cups.htm
skyking - May 28, 2011, 7:20 pm, #219305
Would love to know where to buy those cups
CaptainBaked - May 28, 2011, 4:23 am, #219280
I guess you beat me to it... Thanks Buzz Killington
Iconoclast - May 27, 2011, 10:26 pm, #219275
Seems to be almost identical to one I did back in February. #128691


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm, #127330
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


AMERICA’S FINEST -


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am, #189751
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am, #189734
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm, #150517
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am, #148984
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am, #125691
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm, #107755
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm, #107705
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm, #107670
Well Said


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




BLACKFRIDAY -


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm, #89024
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: funnier than dead babies
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - August 14, 2012, 3:12 pm, #238413
ROFL
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:09 pm, #238404
That's cold. Brutal. And awesome.
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:51 pm, #238268
Am5ome.
Airman - August 9, 2012, 3:32 pm, #238248
LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238242
d*** Bull....5L
LeightonESmith - August 9, 2012, 1:32 pm, #238240
Seriously LOL'd
vilnius - August 8, 2012, 2:55 pm, #238220
maybe a baby is what she needs to appreciate originality and stop with the retro


MUSHROOMS -


TAGS: eat mushrooms more than once
Rating: 4.87/5

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jedimonk - September 21, 2011, 4:45 pm, #224476
Panther!
mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:25 am, #224444
LOL @ chaser
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #224441
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, OMG, snake!


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: suicide car garage thanks to verdeckt
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - August 10, 2011, 7:58 am, #222832
How that got less than 5Ls I'll never understand. I think it's classic!


ET -


TAGS: life is smarter than us
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:23 pm, #220481
Republican Space Technology
Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:30 am, #220478
Ha! Never underestimate the trailerhood with beer and a welder. 5L
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:37 am, #220467
lol!


TOMORROW -


TAGS: annie scotch tomorrow thanks air
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:12 pm, #185934
Yes, there's nothing sweeter than forbidden fruit. The good lord does a lot of baiting.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:07 pm, #185931
I have my Kitchen Aid one and my Ted Bundy one i did this week. I love the dark humor and blasphemy ones that best.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:01 pm, #185928
Lol Most definitely. I once made a poster about masturbating to Jesus Christ.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:59 pm, #185926
I have quite a few in my basement that make this look like a baby magazine cover.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #185925
It's really not. I've seen far worse. Hell, today is "make fun of Muhammad" day. lol
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:54 pm, #185923
Meh, i don't even think this one is all that bad.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:50 pm, #185922
Tasteless? I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. Good taste? People with "good taste" eat **** like caviar and escargot, which leads me to believe they have no taste at all. There is certainly nothing wrong with making lowbrow jokes. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:02 pm, #185892
Yes i think this is funny. So have 4 other members. What is it with your hard on for using the word tasteless? Are you a websense secret agent is or what?
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:50 pm, #185890
And I guess u think this's funny... ha-ha... so tasteless buddy.


MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm, #204615
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm, #204614
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm, #204613
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm, #204612
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm, #204611
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm, #204610
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm, #204607
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm, #204605
Oh, I get it now! A strong a** is a protected a**. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm, #204602
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm, #204600
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my b***ocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm, #204599
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm, #204598
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm, #204596
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm, #204594
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm, #204593
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm, #204120

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm, #204119
I refuse to try on a th***, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm, #204075

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm, #204074
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm, #204071
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm, #204070
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #204026
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm, #204002
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


TINA IN THE MORNING -


TAGS: wood poem twist thanks grey
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:05 pm, #203957
Sad but true, it is my third language...LOL As you can see in the tags this great poem is penned by GreyScorpion. I'm not able to write either a good poem or a poem with a twist like this. GS made it for my first Tina poster, but I saved it 'til now.
Derek - November 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #203956
Sehr gut Cubby-esque. It's hard to believe English is your second language.


THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm, #226072
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


A ROLLING STONE -




FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"


TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231697
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm, #231692
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm, #231689
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am, #231677
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am, #231669
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm, #231655
So you actually did use that picture... :)


EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

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stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm, #221583
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am, #156680
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


ARMED CONFLICT -




CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm, #44229
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm, #18494
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am, #11768
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


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